OMG, I’m watching E News and they randomly show a teaser for Thor 2 and this bastard shows up. I’m fangirling so damn hard!!!
I CAN’T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY AT ALL I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I’M GONNA VOMIT ALL I FUCKING SEE IS TOMMY WISEAU FROM THE ROOM
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, BROTHER!
OHAI MJOLNIR HOW’S YOUR SEX LAIF AHNYWAI HANH?
FUCKING HELL I ALMOST THOUGHT THAT WAS TOMMY WISEAU
WHAT IF THOR 2 IS ABOUT TOMMY WISEAU (oh, I mean Johnny) COMING BACK FROM THE DEAD TO WREAK HIS REVENGE ON LISA AND MARK FOR TEARING HIM APART
i love tommy wiseau because nobody but tommy wiseau knows exactly who he is
nobody knows where exactly he was born, or anything about his past. “tommy wiseau” isnt even his real name
fuck nobody even knows how old he really is
he’s also a multi billionaire and no one has any idea where he acquired that fortune
his whole life literally makes no sense
i love how understandably horrified and upset everyone behind tommy looks as he unleashes this ultimate burn
when you do all of the work for a “group” project
racism is over
"hairless cats are disgusting!"
"hairy women are disgusting!"